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Advice for Heineken's new marketing superstar

2/19/2014

 
Over the past five years, Heineken sales in the U.S. are down nearly 20%, and they're continuing in that direction. Although, to paraphrase the company's latest explanation to the financial community, "It's not as bad for us as it is for some others."

Being not quite the ugliest girl at the dance isn't much to brag about. And it sure doesn't make you "pretty."
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To turn things around, Heineken recently announced it's importing a marketing superstar from their successful Brazilian company. He's credited with growing Heineken by a truly remarkable 500% in just four years in that South American country. Achieving results like that in the U.S. would see Heineken challenging Bud Light for the #1 spot! Talk about getting pretty.

This new marketing guy's almost unbelievably impressive track record may suggest he already has all the answers for what ails Heineken. But just in case he's an answer or two short, here are three we hope he'll consider. 

1. Take Heineken's "global brand identity" with a grain of salt. 

While a certain consistency in the brand's overall look across international borders makes sense, mandating a single advertising idea everywhere is pure marketing hubris. The current "Legendary" notion is a perfect example. How many guys really aspire to be legendary? Unless he was joking, would any regular guy ever describe himself with that adjective? What does it even mean?

We say push back against those who demand this sort of cookie-cutter marketing. It's plainly not working in the U.S., so no matter what Big Heineken says, their one size really doesn't fit.
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Heineken Brazil website
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Heineken USA website
2. Find a brand strategy that has more substance and depth than "we're cool." 

Hipness is the false god of beer marketers. One U.S. beer brand after another has squandered huge sums of money aiming to be the REALLY cool brand. Heineken's ads featuring super-cool guys at "legendary" parties are neither the most recent to go down that hole, nor have they dropped the most money there. (Bud Light holds that dubious honor.) Continuing in this direction can't possibly be the path to 500% sales gains.
3. Tell us something about the beer. Please. 

If the brisk sales of craft beer in this country-- some measure of which is no doubt accounted for by former Heineken 
drinkers-- offers a lesson, it is this: Beer drinkers really do care about their beer's resumé. They want to know what's in the beer, how it's made, where it comes from, and how it tastes. And the more they're paying for the beer, the more these facts seem to matter. So, tell them what makes Heineken beer special. 

As a starting point, perhaps just explain what this means:
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For our part, we'll be rooting for the new guy. 

Hey, even if he can only manage a hundredth of his Brazilian miracle-- 5%, instead of 500% growth-- he will still be... legendary. 



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    Dan Fox is a real beer guy.

    For more than half his 30-year career at ad agency, Foote, Cone & Belding, he ran the Coors Brewing account. Leading a group of dozens of advertising professionals, Dan also personally wrote the Pete Coors "Somewhere near Golden, Colorado" commercials, designed the Coors NASCAR graphics, authored sales-convention speeches, and most important of all, formulated marketing strategy for virtually every Coors brand, including Coors Light, Keystone, Killian's Irish Red and more. His proudest achievement? "Our team had every Coors brand growing at once."

    Over his advertising career, Dan was personally involved in the analysis, planning and creation of thousands of ads for a variety of products and services. By way of this blog, he freely shares his expertise about what works, and what doesn't, when it comes to selling beer.

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