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The irresponsible alcohol-marketing award goes to...

9/14/2015

 
Call us old-fashioned, but we remember when the alcohol industry policed itself to keep unsavory marketing from ever seeing the light of day. And in those few instances where an alcohol marketer stepped over the line, the federal government was an intimidating presence. The Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (BATF) was the watchdog agency, and the dog had teeth. This little red ball proves those days are long gone. 
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If the promise of "buzz" wasn't enough, reponsibility-averse flavor descriptors like "Rum Job" made "BuzzBallz" a shoe-in for our M.A.I.M. Award (Marketing Alcohol Irresponsibly to Millions)
It's important to note that BuzzBallz, our M.A.I.M. award-winner (Marketing Alcohol Irresponsibly to Millions), is not a beer. It's a very-high-alcohol blend of liquor, fruit juice, and flavorings. One serving delivers nearly triple the alcohol in 12 ounces of light
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1.35 oz. of pure alcohol in every 6.75-ounce package
beer. That's probably why everyone in the official BuzzBallz YouTube video is either slurring their words, delivering lewd double-entendres, talking "gangsta," or otherwise appearing to have been over-served. Over-served, as in "I'm on my second one." Take a look...
Lest anyone shopping for alcohol--or if you're among the underage group looking for a pocket-sized pop, shoplifting alcohol--miss the "get hammered" BuzzBallz message, the brand's flavor descriptions avoid nuance entirely. Missing only an outright "Get Debbie Drunk and Nail Her" flavor, they employ clever language like Sinnerz, Blitz, Pie Eaterz, Blaster, Forbidden, Passion, Tease, and Smash. Subtle, huh?

This deaf ear to responsible labeling combined with the "Buzz" brand name will make it difficult for another marketer to unseat BuzzBallz from the irresponsible-marketing #1 spot. The shopliftable sizing, pop-top packaging, and of course, the high alcohol level vault this brand into irresponsible-legend territory.

The good citizens who conceived and market BuzzBallz have yet to create a television commercial, preferring to concentrate on alternative and social media. Maybe they'll add a low-media-budget bumper sticker with a simple statement of exactly what their product's all about:
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Ever-alert federal regulators at TTB would almost certainly approve.
Why bother even mentioning this relatively small brand? 

With the growth of their beer brands sluggish at best, BigBeer's search for new volume has already gone from fruit-flavored malt beverages like hard lemonade to Bud Light Lime-a-Ritas and Mixxtails. And with alcoholic root beer and other soda-pop flavors reportedly now being formulated by MillerCoors and others, BuzzBallz will be closely watched. Its unvarnished appeal to the youngest alcohol consumers could prove as irresistible to BigBeer as it is to a 17 year-old. 

With the watchdog federal regulators soundly asleep, BigBeer could be tempted to move closer to the irresponsibility line.

We can only hope they have the balls to resist that temptation.

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BigCraft's future: More big, less craft

9/8/2015

 
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Today's news brings word that craft beer's fast-growing darling, Lagunitas Brewing, is now 50%-owned by BigBeer's green-bottled stalwart, Heineken. 

Also in the press is the expected spin that "nothing much will change" at Lagunitas, and that the deal's a win-win. Heck, the Lagunitas founder even tried to suggest the two companies already share the same approach to brewing. (Funny, we missed craft brewers gushing about Heineken's quality commitment until now.) But, what else would you expect from the parties? Candor?

Heineken: "We'll end up with all the cards on our side, just wait."

Lagunitas: "It's about money. Lots of money. Duh."

The truth is, becoming larger--organically or through merger--is an imperative for any company. And often in ways the founders of the smaller entities never imagined, or endorsed. Sam Adams founder, Jim Koch once famously ran an ad proclaiming there'd never be a Samuel Adams Light. 
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Never say never.
What lies ahead

Craft brewing's already-established get-bigger trend--or more accurately, its become-part-of-something-bigger trend--will only gain momentum from this latest lash-up. The market will support fewer and fewer independent mid-level craft brewers, as the more successful find bigger partners, and the less successful lose traction and fall back among the gaggle of small players. There, only to be a key source of volume for BigCraft: The likes of Lagunitas-Heineken, Founders-Mahou San Miguel, Elysian-ABI, Firestone Walker-Duvel Moortgat and more to come.

To mourn all this as the end of the "true craft" movement--as some small brewers will certainly lament--is nonsense.

In business, "big"--so often ridiculed by the crafties--is really all about being "efficient." And efficiency simply means producing the same thing (or an acceptable substitute) at lower cost. Why do that? It's straightforward economics: Because lower costs mean more money to put in people's pockets. Certainly in the pockets of the owners of the breweries (and their stakeholders), but also in their customers' pockets by inevitably trimming prices. 

Eliminating inefficiency. Now that sounds like a win-win. Or maybe more like a win-win-lose. Because if you're one of the un-married smaller craft brewers left with high costs and squeezed on the price end, you won't be feeling the win-winning. For you, it's going to get really nasty, probably sooner rather than later. 

Beaten upon not only by BigCraft, but by BigBeer, BigDistribution, and BigRetail, running many a smaller craft brewery is going to feel like being on the receiving end of a mugging.

Markets abhor inefficiency. And markets show no mercy.

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    Dan Fox is a real beer guy.

    For more than half his 30-year career at ad agency, Foote, Cone & Belding, he ran the Coors Brewing account. Leading a group of dozens of advertising professionals, Dan also personally wrote the Pete Coors "Somewhere near Golden, Colorado" commercials, designed the Coors NASCAR graphics, authored sales-convention speeches, and most important of all, formulated marketing strategy for virtually every Coors brand, including Coors Light, Keystone, Killian's Irish Red and more. His proudest achievement? "Our team had every Coors brand growing at once."

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