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Blue Moon pays for 30 seconds, but uses just six

3/21/2016

 
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One of our consistent bits of advice to beer marketers is simple: sound advertising is always based on real differences in your beer. Without this distinctiveness, there is nothing to persuade someone to try your brand. 

Too often, smooth-talking Mad Men seduce gullible clients into a different approach. They push unrelated, entertainment-based "big ideas." They promise that celebrities (see "Bud Light Party") or movie-set thrills (see the James Bond action now thankfully in Heineken's past) are enough to deliver advertising success. But while these showy efforts may be big entertainment ideas, they're certainly not advertising.

We never bothered to wonder what would happen if a beer brand decided to spend half its ad on pointless entertainment, before getting to its product-distinctiveness story. Perhaps we should have.

Here's Blue Moon taking this peculiar approach...
Imagine how the audience will respond in their heads to the first 18 seconds of this ad which, remember, will appear without any clue as to who the advertiser is.

Spoken over visuals of cut-out paper-city scenes, we hear the announcer's voice:

"When I have an idea brewing, anything's possible." 
(Sounds like an ad for a financial services company.)

"Start where it all began."
(Huh?)

"You think about where you've been." 
(Ah, yes, it must be a financial services ad!)

"You decide where you're going." 
(And I need the right broker to get me there, right?)

"You consider the flavors." [We see oranges falling.] 
(Wut? Flavors? I thought we were talking about investments.)

"And then you bring them together to create something new." 
(I am so lost.)

Any viewers who haven't given up by this point--and we figure that's definitely the minority--finally get the product-distinctiveness claim. The notion of beer and the brand name are introduced with just 6 seconds remaining as we hear what makes this brand distinctive: "artfully brewed with Valencia orange peel and a touch of coriander."

In journalism, this is called burying the lede.

​In advertising, it's called wasting half your money... or more.

​Like a neon sign on half-power.
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    Dan Fox is a real beer guy.

    For more than half his 30-year career at ad agency, Foote, Cone & Belding, he ran the Coors Brewing account. Leading a group of dozens of advertising professionals, Dan also personally wrote the Pete Coors "Somewhere near Golden, Colorado" commercials, designed the Coors NASCAR graphics, authored sales-convention speeches, and most important of all, formulated marketing strategy for virtually every Coors brand, including Coors Light, Keystone, Killian's Irish Red and more. His proudest achievement? "Our team had every Coors brand growing at once."

    Over his advertising career, Dan was personally involved in the analysis, planning and creation of thousands of ads for a variety of products and services. By way of this blog, he freely shares his expertise about what works, and what doesn't, when it comes to selling beer.

    If you're in the beer-marketing business--or just interested in the subject--you may want to read what "HeyBeerDan" has to say.

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